Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Seeking Medical Employment


Job Wanted. Very focused 2 year old that can handle a stethoscope very well. Picks boogers and does not eat them. Doesn't take lunch breaks because she doesn't eat anything. Won't get pregnant for many, many years. No personal mortgage to pay, so not much overhead. However, her personal favorite stethoscope "patient" is the refrigerator. (Maybe she will remember to check the daily temps per SBOH regulations?!) She doesn't whine much, but will require the best seat on the break room couch. Has her own fashion sense. Seek parental approval as she is a minor.

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